HOLLYWOOD, CA - E! Entertainment Television aired its fifth annual Worst Dressed at the Best special, a show dedicated to celebrities who, in the opinion of a panel of unattractive and low-paid non-celebrities, were the most poorly dressed celebrities of the year.
The panel consisted of stand-up comedian Carole Blake, fashion columnist for Us Weekly Geoff Almstead, and entertainment blogger William "Romeo" Paz. The three reviewed footage taken on the red carpet of the Academy Awards, Golden Globes, Grammy Awards, and the Emmy Awards.
"The Bride of Frankenstein called," said Carole Blake of Halle Berry, voted one of the World's Most Beautiful People eleven times by People Magazine. "She wants her makeup back." Blake herself wore purple eye shadow and uneven lipstick that she applied herself, and a tight-fitting purple blouse that swelled around her love handles.
Almstead selected Brad Pitt at the Academy Awards for Pitt's ponytail hairstyle. "That ponytail just does not flatter him at all," said Almstead, who combs his thinning hair over his bald spot.
While viewing footage of the Golden Globes, Romeo singled out Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham, saying, "The dress is okay, but that huge green bow on her shoulder is a disaster." Romeo then proceeded to make suggestions on ways to improve the award-winning design of the world-famous Louis Vuitton dress, valued at over three hundred thousand dollars.
In the end, the three panelists voted Jessica Simpson as the worst dressed celebrity of all for her polka-dot dress and curly hairstyle worn at the Grammy Awards. The panelists traded quips about Simpson, who won an award for Album of the Year, and whose last album grossed over five hundred million dollars. None of the three panelists earned over thirty thousand dollars last year.